Pushed to the collapse of the mobile customer service lady !

! ! ( And not, oh )Miss

10086 Desk: Mr. Good evening, I ask what you can to help you?

me: phone battery died, automatically shut down, what time is it?

Miss

10086 Desk: (Halo) then how do you, Mr. I play.

me: my phone calls can be automatically shut down, like, just do not see the time. .

Miss

10086 Desk: (halo) is now Mr. 2:25? Ask what you can to help you?

me: Oh! So late, how can you not sleep.
10086 Miss Desk: (faint) I'm sorry Sir, this is my job, what do you do it?

me: nothing you can not call it?

Miss

10086 Desk: I'm sorry, Mr. I do not mean.

me: Why to call you for free? Why give the other person to call for a fee?

Miss

10086 Desk: President. . This is a high quality of customer service, we are God's purpose in line with the customer, so call our customer service telephone number is no charge.

me: that God was hungry, I give you my home address and you come to my house gave me something to eat good ..

Miss

10086 Desk: Mr. Sorry, we do not have this service.

I: Do you still pick and choose the service of God do?

Miss

10086 Desk: Sir I'm sorry, we only make the customer's business problems did answer. I now ask, what problem?

me: I am not unreasonable people. So you answer my three questions, the answer you right I will not dwell. .

Miss

10086 Desk: (vomiting blood) you speak.

I: First. Long March in the total number of walking.

10086 desk lady: 20,005 miles it.

I: second, the number of how many people participate.

Miss

10086 Desk: 80 006 thousand it.

I: also understand the point of history, the last question, what they call names?

10086 Miss :.......................................... Desk .......

me: God refused to answer the question, I would complain to you.

Miss

10086 Desk: I'm sorry, Mr., I really do not know.

me: such a simple question could not answer, your attitude to work very seriously, but also resistance.

Miss

10086 Desk: (crying) this. . This. . This simple? So be it President. I'll give you three questions, do not know are interested in answer the next?

me: say to listen.

Miss

10086 Desk: 2008 Olympic Games is held in any place!

I: Beijing, the next question.

Miss

10086 Desk: Will President that the opening is a few months a few numbers?

I: August 8. If you dare to ask my next question, when the opening ceremony of the names of all the stands, I will complaint you.

Miss

10086 Desk: (Kuangku) President to give me your address, I'll get you cooking. . . . . . . . .