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North Korea, South Korea and Japan in the World Cup on a good performance, many users of the Chinese soccer team disappointed. Thus, these two days, a spoof of the national football post heat transfer on the Internet, post in the list the next World Cup National team players list, Goodfellas, this lineup ah!

right forward sharp brother: decadent hidden under the appearance of a sea attack power, the eyes can destroy any defensive player within 100 yards of willpower. If you encounter a penalty, he lit a cigarette on the spot, the other goalkeeper strabismus three seconds, can cause mental disorders, goalkeeper, from the pound Oolong.

left forward Xifeng: Although not directly on the height and shape to compete with any player, but Feng has God-like self-confidence, even though they may know nothing about Chinese, but as long as Feng's opening will allow the other party on the spot Collapse, you can abandon the game.

left half of small S: She has always been known for sexy, stadium spectators will result in riots, when all men voluntarily pull the banner trumpet players cheering for China.

right half brother who: has a brother will bring you to wash with or cup, not known, but we will live to see the world the narrator stops explanation, because the brother will have live performances by a The first Leo, is a multi- What a rare song ah!

defender Chun: She is the soul of the team, letter Chun it!

midfielder Mano: This person is a goodly portion of the midfielder, as a woman worships money and voice, she claimed the World Cup is to have more people concerned about her, of course, improve their social status.

guard GuoDeGang: 郭德目 the comic industry are surprisingly reputation, fans all over the world, he would bring the best comic on the court.

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guard: He is the only comic to rival the master 郭德纲 sorted, unique charm to attract a large audience came to watch the battle.

other two guards,

goalkeeper Sister Furong: POSE her with excellent technology, strong and vigorous action, conquered the hearts of millions of viewers, Sister Furong release of rhetoric: Who is fired into her door,journal, who will marry her! It is predicted that this sentence will Cause all the opponent's forward irrational turned against him, if the predictions come true Sister Furong was invaluable.